Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.
by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021
Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.
by Welly May 25, 2017
Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
(Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 13, 2021
by Tee_campbell August 14, 2023
A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 22, 2021
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022