Eskimo Pie

1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 29, 2003

fat daddy pie

a word used to describe fatasses who are fugly and fat, fatass piece of shit

fat bastard

fat daddy pie, "ima fuck yo ass up"

by boarder October 29, 2004

Steamy Cream Pie

A variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. The seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin' when she pushes it out of her vagina.

It was in the freezer at TGIF that James saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.

by imwildyourmild March 9, 2009

Moon Pie

Sex act containing a woman (who has lost a conciderable amount of weight quickly so her skin is loose) Whilst having her pussy eaten the vagina and the Ass hole are squeezed together as to make it possible to get them both in the eaters mouth at the same time.

Guy#1 - Dude I totally fucked jessica last night!

Guy#2 - You mean the fat chick?

Guy#1 - No, she lost alot of weight dude...I gave her a moon pie!

Guy#2 - Wow. Starfish and the kitty in your mouth at the same time, way to go bro!

by Shawn_juan October 16, 2008

Pussy pot pie

When you puke chunks of chicken, carrots, and peas into a gapped pussy.

Damn dude I just gave this chick the nasty pussy pot pie last night after finishing off a handle of Jack Daniels

by Cream pie daddy 69 July 6, 2019

Dutch Cream Pie

Dutch Cream Pie-The act of a girl ejecting feces into a male anus, eating it out with a sharp knife, then spitting it into her vagina, after an hour the male eats the vagina out without washing

I gotta take a shit, can i shit in your ass then you can eat it, i think its called a Dutch Cream Pie?

by niggerfuckcocksuck January 23, 2011

key lime pie

sneeze in a vagina while ejaculating in a girl's mouth.

see definition. key lime pie

by wstee February 5, 2009