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Emily

Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
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Emily

Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
When you hear G6 playing, know an Emily is nearby 🫠
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
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Oh Emily she’s a gambler
by Aninomuse July 4, 2025
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Emily

A ho, slut or person who tries to act intelligent
I knew this girl and she was an Emily. Couldn't keep her mouth or legs closed.
by booshevitz August 5, 2025
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Emily is best paired with a Jonathan.
Oh my goshhh emily and jonathan are such a cute couple.
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Emily Office'd

When someone at work spends over 15 minutes in the bathroom
Guy 1: Dude what the hell? Why did Todd spend 3 straight minutes in the bathroom
Guy 2: I don't know, but he definitely emily office'd that bathroom
by secretofthesnooze November 2, 2025
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emily-bald

A single word, used by Yorgos Lanthimos. For the film Bugonia (2025), the director asked composer Jerskin Fendrix to create the film score in advance of production. Lanthimos did not provide the script, instead giving Fendrix only four key words to work with: "Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."

Producer and actor Emma Stone, whose real name is Emily, and whose head was shaved on camera during the film, has argued that "emily-bald" is in fact two words. However, Lanthimos insists that it is one word, and further claims that he only gave Fendrix four words, and not five.
"Bees. Basement. Spaceship. Emily-bald."
by setagneb November 19, 2025
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