Ed Puzzles

very sigma (for my life reasons this isnt true) learning app that combines a youtube video and questions into a fuck mess of a program. theres usually questions in each time stamp that the teacher can choose ranging from a question every minute to a question every pico second. why the fuck am i explaining ed puzzles, its so fucking simple!

John - "Dude we better do the chem Ed Puzzles that our teacher assigned us"
Logan - "dw, im passing anyways"

by visor'sreturning October 15, 2025

Ed's razor

A simple exercise that is fairly fool proof and is designed at discovering the truth/falsity of a given contention. An example: If there were truth to the contentions behind Homeopathy, then the world would be flooded with Homeopathic Heroin/Cocaine/Meth etc. The world is not so flooded ergo the contention is bullshit.

A significant stretch of the Amazon rainforest was cut down to build a new four-lane highway in preparation for the COP30 climate summit held in Belém, Brazil, in November 2025. This development drew widespread criticism for its perceived hypocrisy, as world leaders gathered to discuss solutions for climate change and deforestation. If climate change is an immediate, existential threat, those sorts of things would simply not happen. Ed's razor tells you the story. It is no different than Russia arranging tourist holidays at Chernobyl. Chernobyl is fucking dangerous and you don't go there. Climate change is fucking dangerous you don't fly private. Ed's razor allows you to stop worrying over nonsense.

by FXmotherfuckers December 7, 2025

whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?

that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006

Zozer (ed)

A suffix meaning extremely or entirely that can be used to add emphasis to the words pwn, or own.

Original Sentence: You just got PWNED!
After addition of suffix: You just got Pwnzozered!

by MASTERSH4KE June 27, 2005

PA'ed

To be censured, sanctioned or dismissed arbitrarily by a group or individual on the basis of an unstated personal bias.

"Your account has been banned permanently from ***."
"Why?"
"Because we, the moderators, can!"
"Oh, so I've been PA'ed?"

by Niall Cook October 13, 2006

RILEY'ED

Occurs when a business owner makes an inquiry into opening a merchant account for accepting credit cards and before he/she can blink, they have given a complete stranger thier address, social security number, checking account information and have signed a non-cancelable 3 year agreement. The merchant freely provides this information having received nothing more than a vague overview of the service.

I just got the sweatiest inbound and completely Riley'ed her.

by Paulie Mac November 9, 2008