Skip to main content

Collège Français de Montréal

Ass. Horsecock. Gietmamanw.

This is the shit you'll have to deal with. Even the gym teacher had a heart attack because he couldnt take it lol.
Yo this guy goes to Collège Français de Montréal so he must be a fucking nigger.
by Kun Tang May 22, 2019
mugGet the Collège Français de Montréal mug.

college saint-alexandre

a:tu connais college saint-alexandre
B:je sais pas comment écrire
by MR bruno May 27, 2019
mugGet the college saint-alexandre mug.

collegeview commons

High rise apartment complex off Homer Watson Blvd in Kitchener, Ontario.

The parking is a disaster, if you ever want to have friends over and god-forbid they brought a vehicle and didn't uber... they'll be waiting for an hour during the hours of 6pm to 5am just to park their car since there is only 40 spots for guests in a complex with over 1000 residents. Oh but wait, underground parking for residents is always full too... so you also gotta fight with residents who can't park underground just for a spot in the guest parking. Good luck... I recommend bringing some reading material.

The AC does't turn on until the middle-end of June because they hope someone has to be sent in an ambulance for heat stroke.

If you're a international student you may like it since 95% of the residents are not Canadian citizens.

They do not tell you when you get a roommate. You might have a empty room in the unit for like a week and out of the blue you come home and there is some person sitting on the couch that you do not know using your kitchen towels to clean their feet.

All in all, avoid this place. The positive reviews on facebook and google are either from people who work there or international students who don't expect anything.

The majority of residents are pretty inconsiderate too, if you got your hands full of groceries don't expect anyone to hold a door open for you. The only nice people in this whole dump are the janitors.
Guy: Hey man are you at collegeview commons?
Guy 2: Yeah

Guy: Sorry to hear
by dankyeetmemes June 11, 2019
mugGet the collegeview commons mug.

college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job
For my college major I am gonna choose medicine
by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
mugGet the college major mug.

College Enema

At the party they were doing the good old College Enema
by DigitizedCitrus #9186 July 21, 2019
mugGet the College Enema mug.

College Michelin Star

Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
mugGet the College Michelin Star mug.

College Georges Charpak

College Georges Charkpak is a shitty middle school in Brindas, Lyon, France with the most stupid people. There are a lot of fights for the stupidest reasons. All those the food there is good don’t be fooled there are hairs on the bread and the yogurt has teeth in it. DON’T GO TO THAT SCHOOL.
College Georges Charpak is the shittiest place you will ever go to.
by Clara Nols December 5, 2019
mugGet the College Georges Charpak mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email