Cheeky Bum Wank

A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.

Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a 'Cheeky Bum Wank'.

by CheezeEGGSTREEME November 13, 2018

bum ass mofo

What you call An idiot who does all ofthe above: Has dinner at your house every night , smells like shit , looks even worse , gf dumped him , and wheres to much colonge/aftershave

dude 1: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BUM ASS MO FO!
dude 2: *nothing , passed out*

by tbone73034 April 9, 2004

Bum Sex Mafia

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people

- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia

by Bacon69 November 22, 2009

cock and bum fun

a sexual act performed by two males. one male inserts his erect penis into the other males anus - cock and bum part of the scenario
whilst they both enjoy the sensations -the so called "fun" part of the scenario

"check them dirty homo's goin for a bit of cock and bum fun"

"mafanwee, i need cock and bum fun, but im the only gay in the village!"

by ChayPea March 18, 2005

pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

My Bum Is To Big

its what you say when your bum is to big.

Huge Bum Man: My Bum Is To Big.

by Mr. Wibble April 27, 2008

East Bum Fuck

New Durham, New Hampshire

You pass Farmington and realize that your in East Bum Fuck.

by omgitsthepob February 7, 2005