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Professional Ski Bum

When a person with a full-time professional career (i.e. doctor, engineer, lawyer) spends all their extra money and free time on high end ski gear and ski trips. Professional ski bums live for winter and will spend any amount of money and PTO to indulge their powder hound desires. Within reason. Professional ski bums are differentiated from regular ski bums by their desires to also own a home, have a girlfriend, a nice car, a career, a retirement plan, and to smell nice.
Professional Ski Bum 1: I have saved up 20 days of PTO! We should take a killer trip to Chamonix this season!

Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!

Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?

Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.

Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!

Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.
by Helluva Engineer September 10, 2019
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bum ass mofo

What you call An idiot who does all ofthe above: Has dinner at your house every night , smells like shit , looks even worse , gf dumped him , and wheres to much colonge/aftershave
dude 1: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BUM ASS MO FO!
dude 2: *nothing , passed out*
by tbone73034 April 9, 2004
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Bum Sex Mafia

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people
- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia
by Bacon69 November 22, 2009
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cock and bum fun

a sexual act performed by two males. one male inserts his erect penis into the other males anus - cock and bum part of the scenario
whilst they both enjoy the sensations -the so called "fun" part of the scenario
"check them dirty homo's goin for a bit of cock and bum fun"

"mafanwee, i need cock and bum fun, but im the only gay in the village!"
by ChayPea March 18, 2005
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pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.
What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010
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My Bum Is To Big

its what you say when your bum is to big.
Huge Bum Man: My Bum Is To Big.
by Mr. Wibble April 27, 2008
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East Bum Fuck

You pass Farmington and realize that your in East Bum Fuck.
by omgitsthepob February 7, 2005
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