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Word Boner

When playing Scrabble, or a phone version of the game like Words with Friends, Wordfeud, etc. When you a.) use all your letters for the bonus or b.)use a combo or double and triple word scores for a high point total in one round or c.) when a friend tries to look smart and uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter.
a and b.) I just played QUIZ for a 60 point word boner!

c.) Tony- "Yo yo ma, can I exasperate you for one second?"

Matt- "Woah... Word boner alert"
by Spngr98 December 27, 2010
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Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.
!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today
by arabianpimp27 August 29, 2009
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joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.
Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.
by Tj moran May 9, 2005
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Nipple Boner

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.
Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.
by Oprah Adolf Hitler April 3, 2009
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semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'
HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!
by chloerose444 October 9, 2008
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boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see
Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...
by melaroo February 9, 2012
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Boner face

1) Ones who face is in resemblance of a boner
2) A common insult that is very well used in the modern world
3) A person who's face is ugly
4) A random person you see (Since some boners ARE certainly RANDOM)
5) synonym for asshole
hahahha, boner faceeeee.
by Bonerfacemaniaa December 22, 2010
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