goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

by Patrick & John August 20, 2011

jew bag

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

by mikeisreallygay June 3, 2006

crap bag

Basically, a bag filled with crap or made out of crap. See poo turd log shit

1.Omg Sally, check out my new crap bag!

2.This bag is filled with crap!

by EllaIzM1nt October 12, 2007

ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006

Sleeping-bag

At the end of masturbating instead of ejaculating after orgasm into things such as a tissue, stray shirt, floor or stomach you stretch ones foreskin out and ejaculate into the foreskin like a sleeping bag then walk it to the toilet for drop dump.

I did a sleeping-bag last night it's convenient

by J busy October 26, 2014

drag bags

A woman's breasts that are so deflated ,that they can no longer be considered "fun bags" anymore.

Look at how low those drag bags hang on that bitch! I think my grandma's titties sit higher than hers!

by Thinkinfyou March 18, 2009

brown-bagging

using a brown paper bag for your lunch.
(it's a Charlie Brown reference, folks)

Sally: "You had me take my lunch to school in a lunch box...do you know what happened? All the other kids were brown-bagging it!! I felt like a fool!"
Charlie Brown: *sighs*

by anno13 September 24, 2005