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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
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candy apple

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
by locajellz September 3, 2018
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Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).
"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."
by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021
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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.
APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!
by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015
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pancakes and apples

If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.
by Highfiveballer#5 April 19, 2018
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Taco Apple

when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO
1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
by Micheal the beast 69 September 22, 2017
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