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czech golden shower

The unique sound of the VZ-61 sub machine guns spent casings hitting the floor.
That man was shot and killed by the KGB and with it came the czech golden shower.
by Tanker2764 November 18, 2022
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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
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College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.
"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
by Hivterfall January 16, 2016
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Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration
by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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Terrible shower

When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.
After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.
by rwaboss March 7, 2020
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