The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss
Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss
Person 1: oh i hate that
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