Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

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Big legs

Amy is a beautiful little fairy that hides behind the toilet with BIG legs

Mummy! I don’t like the way Amy big legs is being referred to as a bog troll

by freakish October 23, 2020

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Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.

Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.

by The genuine man June 4, 2022

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Squiddy legs

A Manchester slang word for an underpaid cleaner

"She probably works squiddy legs" "He's got the squiddy legs"

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_kid August 29, 2023

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The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

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