Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.

Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"

by anonymous July 25, 2021

Walk Off

Taking an upper decker after staying up all night wrastlin’ gators

Kyle had a walk off. He stayed up all night and clogged the toilet.

by Dogs barking March 10, 2021

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022

Beast Walk

When your werewolf boyfriend goes for a morning stroll

"did you hear? jonnies boyfriend went for a Beast walk yesterday and found 40$"

"Beast walk? I didn't Know jonnie was into werewolves"

by MonsterFuckerKai August 19, 2021

walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 29, 2017