Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly

Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle

by Varrick86 June 9, 2018

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021

swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."

I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.

Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.

by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014

Turtling

Turtling is when a man/animal walks around with its cock out whilst smiling at you

My neighbour was turtling in his garden.

by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022

Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021