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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
mugGet the Fake Clammug.

fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
by donglethegreat June 24, 2023
mugGet the fake-slept onmug.

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
mugGet the Fake Poon Landingmug.

Cheap Fake

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)
When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.
by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025
mugGet the Cheap Fakemug.

Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out
person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
mugGet the Fake Sneezemug.

Fake society

Disrespectful term used on members of 067 Dead Society primarly by members of 103 Baby Loc Grape Street Crips.
Lets smoke some punk from fake society.
by byz103 November 30, 2021
mugGet the Fake societymug.

Fake

When you’re nice to someone you don’t like
“she’s fake to me, she acts so nice to me but she secretly hates me”
by magicunicorn1035 May 26, 2022
mugGet the Fakemug.

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