tit caddie

A cotton or woolen garment which covers the chest region. Often but not exclusively worn by women.

That woman is wearing a pink tit caddie.

by cannonball1990 May 11, 2014

Road Tit

The act of showing ones breast on the road when requested. Ex: "show us your boobs!" Then then the female replies with a road tit.

We where driving down the road when she gave us a road tit

by dr.fitler. phd. January 10, 2017

Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.

After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!

by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016

Squinty Tits

Squinty tits (noun): A slang term for a female's breasts, especially when her nipples are uneven and resemble squinting eyes. The term is often used in a playful or humorous way, and it is not meant to be taken seriously.

Here are some examples of how the term "squinty tits" can be used in a sentence:

"She had the most amazing squinty tits."
"I love your squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are always cold."
"I'm going to go get a massage for my squinty tits."
"My squinty tits are the best part of me."

by Squinterz April 11, 2023

Tit lining

An expression when playing football/soccer for someone who does nothing but wait by the goal for a long ball pass to stick in the net. Usually when offside isn’t played on a kick about match

Dave scores his seventh goal.

“Fuck off, Dave, you Tit lining bastard!”

by EgoCity August 7, 2021

hoochie tits

breasts that have cone-nipples and are small in size.

That skinny girl has a set of hoochie tits.

by fox14has November 11, 2011

tit scout

Someone who scouts titties. One who goes and looks for titties.

“Look at Sean at it again, out scouting some titties. He’s the biggest tit scout!”

by Saucelier February 24, 2023