Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

socks

Programmer activities like coding, linuxing, gay sex. Usually just coding.

Originates from programming socks.

Nouns: socks, socker, sockser
Verbs: to socks, to sock, socksing

Foo: "I'm going to start socksing."
Bar: "socks to be you dumbass"
Foo: "./discord_dox.py --user 'Bar#0000'"

by apocaloptigon January 29, 2024

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Sock Cucker

Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 12, 2024

Socking

Using a xtra large tube sock as a condom, and sticking your sock engulfed penis into a woman’s anal cavity.

Man: “Are you ready to get socked baby?”
Woman: “Penetrate me with your sock penis daddy”
Post Socked:

Woman: “I love Socking soooo much”

by PartyAnimal6969 September 15, 2019