Side Cart

When you’re masturbating and your are about to climax, then your roll to one side of the bed bust, then roll back over and fall asleep.

Me and my friends like to side cart in my sons bed.

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022

Side ball

Same thing as side boob but with ones balls.

“Did you see Gore’s side ball?”
“Yeah he had an orange bush, too!”

by Samantha_addict September 17, 2022

Side Dong

When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both

Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.

by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022

side hoe

a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe

girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there

girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey

by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022

Side eye

The most devious look someone could ever give you. It is a crazy look only an absolute menace will give you. If you get this look you will most likely die within that day. It is when someone will give you an intense death stare through the corner of their eye. It can only be used at some terrible nasty shit.

“Bro I caught my boyfriend and my brother making out”
SIDE EYE.

by Rizzlertypeshi January 22, 2023

side eye

Something every Somali says just to be annoying

You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye

by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023