Sam

A sam is and will be your best friend for life she is sweet and kinda and lots of fun she will love you for you and don’t take that for granted she is gorgeous inside and out and has one of the best personality’s when your sad or blue she will put a smile on your face and make you laugh even when you don’t want to there is never a dull moment with her she can be crazy wild but also clam and collected witch is what people see and love about her she deserves more than this world can give even if she doesn’t think so

my friend “wow is that sam she is so cool”
me “ya i know she is the bomb”

by hhahah ed djhrhdjd December 29, 2021

Sam

The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.

Person 1: You suck Sam!
Sam: *moans*
Person 1: Sam is an idiot!

by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019

Sam

Sam is a interesting and awe inspiring man. They way his mind works is phenomenal and to try and understand how his mind works would mean shrinking down and being able to get inside his head to explore it. Sam is a sympathetic man when the need is there however don't expect to much empathy because once a Sam has been hurt there is a massive guard up and it is near impossible to overcome. He will want to spend time with you but not too much. You can talk for hours with a Sam about meaningful conversations, gibberish or just flirting. You will have an unspoken language between you that you two understand what is behind the words but if your friends were to read it they wouldn't understand. DON'T lose him, be patient and ensure there's communication. A Sam is one of a kind and if you fall in love with them it's forever

I met a guy called Sam. There's Sam at the bar.

by CeeloVert32 May 7, 2021

SAM!

a beach ass neega

SAM! is a beach ass neega

by Lakka July 8, 2018

Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Sam

My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back

I love sam to the moon and back

by .buga June 2, 2022

Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022