Hannah

Absolute madwoman, does ket every hour. Loves her milk. Her MAT is a saucy 98/100.

-Hannah, what the fuck are you doing.

-It's just a ket milkshake.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Kuang

Can't wait a few hours before needing to PPE. Always asks out a bunch of girls in a club.

Loves Singapore.

-Kuang, truth or dare?

- truth

- ok we dare you to ask out two two girls next to each other in a club.

- fine but only if you eat my mousse

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019