Nipple Sack

When a muscle mommy has trenned away all of her titty fat making her nipples look like 3oz of water in used condom duct taped to "her" pecs.

God, I'd love to titty fuck her, but a horse cock isn't big enough. Her nipple sacks can't get within 2 feet of each other. Damn you, tren.

by HotCock MaJock May 10, 2024

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

Gorilla ball sacking

Putting your balls on random objects

I am gorilla ball sacking mrs cucks mailbox

by Gorillaballsackman July 30, 2022

Goldman sacks

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.

Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

busier than stink on a bum's nut sack

By definition, an extremely popular and busy form of private enterprise.

Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?

Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!

by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

Sacked

Getting hit in the ballsack by someone or something.

Person 1: "Man, the tennis ball just hit my nuts!"
Persona 2: "Haha! You just got sacked!"

by citrufruit August 5, 2023