November 18th 

National slap a girls ass day, no matter what time or when during the day, you walk right up to her and smack her ass especially guys who have crushes!

Man I walked right up to her today and smacked her ass.

Why man?

It’s November 18th that’s why

November 18th by Iwannabeyourgirlfriend November 14, 2019

November 30 

national bash a bitch day

i want to bash her lucky today is november 30 national bash a bitch day

November 30 by 69bitch69 November 19, 2019

November 18 

My birthday😁

november 18 is my birthday

November 18 by LexiLou33 October 18, 2020

November 9

National GRAB THAT ASS DAY!
Hold on to your horses, ladies/men, that ass will NOT be left alone today

Girl: "HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE"
Boy: *pulls out phone and shows definition of November 9*
Girl: "Ok, I guess its fine now :)"

November 9 by helovespiper November 6, 2020

November 25th 

Your girlfriend has to finally show you her ass🤫
No screenshots because she trusts you🤞🏻

him: hey today is november 25th can i see your ass
her: ofc i love you

November 25th by ugh754 November 25, 2020

november 17 

november 17th is the day the most beautiful and perfect girl was born. she has captivating eyes and the sweetest voice ever heard. her words are sewn with beauty and grace. and she is the love of everyone’s life. her body is a temple and everyone is so lucky to have her in their life.

person 1: that girl is perfect

person 2: it cuz her birthday november 17😂

november 17 by byebigballs220 September 19, 2021

November 8

If you are born on this day you are the evil of all evils. Evil is this persons natural state and feels the most comfortable when they are happily indulging in evil. Their kryptonite is someone who is born on February 11.

"Were you born on November 8th?"
"yeah!"
"Dam I feel sorry for you"

November 8 by Beans Kryptonite October 19, 2019