five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 27, 2017
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Five Nights in Anime

I've never played it, but it is a horny version of Five Nights at Freddy's and Mairusu Paua made it in 2015. Other FNAF fangames contain pornography, such as Fap Nights at Frenni's (don't ask me how I know that), a game set in a nightclub instead of a pizzeria.
Person 1: Have you played Five Nights in Anime yet?
Person 2: Have you?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: *grabs holy water*
by Doors. November 28, 2022
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A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 15, 2023
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spiderman high five

Where you ejaculate in your hand and slap hands w your best friend. Leaving a stick web between your palms
First I came. Then we slung the webs as I gave him a spiderman high five
by Spider-Man high fiver May 01, 2023
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Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 27, 2021
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Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
by Sammy Uncanny March 06, 2018
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Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.
“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”
by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018
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