The Mud

Another name for Toledo, Ohio; T-Town. In reference to the world famous Toledo Mud Hens, as well as the fact that we be living in the turf and on our grind. As in, we come from the mud.

“Hey, didn’t you say you’re from Toledo?”
“Yessir, I come straight outta The Mud.”

by cbomwhitemystery December 20, 2021

Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.

Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?

by Dickless isle August 22, 2024

MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

make mud

The act of urinating into someone's butthole.

Sarah: "He wants to pee in my butt!"
Darren: "Ah. Sounds like somebody wants to make mud."

by buddymuddy May 4, 2018

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...

Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021