Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023

Snookie-monster

One who cannot get enough Snook.

Yo, i'm a snookie-monster.....I jizz my pants whenever I hear her name

by Definitiondude1 September 14, 2010

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy June 13, 2012

monster hong kong

when you are going down on a girl and she pulls out her cock and fucks your face.

hey baby lets get nasty and monster hong kong if you know what i mean.

by ButtFucker70-1 February 23, 2017

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 September 14, 2008

Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.

Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.

by DaBlockchainPet April 09, 2022