googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009

Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

sog monster

An excuse for pissing your pants.

Shit that damn sog monster got me in my sleep last night.

by Lilbabean June 23, 2023

spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "

random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster

by mew.ko February 23, 2024

Content Monster

Someone who abuses social media and posts anything and everything whether it’s real or fake for clout and followers. They believe they are influencers or really want to be.

TikTok is filled with videos of Content Monsters “catching their friends cheating with their boyfriends.”

by RedQueen77 May 4, 2020

Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.

"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."

by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021