Matthew

A type of tuba player you would never want to be, they never play the correct notes and also, they never mark time or hit they never hit their dots in marching band their marching technique is horrible

Matthew is never, on his dot, he needs to stop being such a bad player and marcher

by Dark_Logic99 November 5, 2025

Matthew2535

The best Greggs Cult leader to ever of existed. Best Alton Towers Roblox developer ever.

Matthew2535 is the best.

by Toxic_vAngel December 17, 2025

Matthewed

When a person running with the football gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Did you see the running back get matthewed on that kick return last night

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthewd

When someone is running with a football and gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Ouch he got matthewd on that run

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

by Fallstar January 16, 2026

chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.

you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008

Bailey Mathew

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.

I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.

by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013