by HBKaboom August 19, 2011
Get the Bloody Mary Rimmer mug.A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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by Equis69 July 6, 2011
Get the Mary-Kendall mug.The closest thing to a human Koala Bear as you can get. She kinda looks like a kitty and she's sexy as Brittney Spears making out with Madonna
by Andiana Jones October 24, 2011
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by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011
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Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
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So I was with like, ladee and Tookie Marie.
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And then I took the train to tookievillie and saw a sweet gal by the name of Marie
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