The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
by penjs June 10, 2020
Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.
First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020
Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
by allah jake August 11, 2017
by Anya fit November 11, 2019
A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.
by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021