Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.

bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller

by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023

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Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

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Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.

Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.

by Lyrac March 29, 2023

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