Jacob

Often seems to be the right person but just at the wrong time.

Patience is key. Jacob seemed to be the right fit but it just wasn’t our time.

by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021

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eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021

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Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

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Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

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Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

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Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!

*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."

by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024

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