just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 7, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

You stop being human

When people reject YOUR religion... That's the problem though, isn't it? Which is why all the Genocide.

Der Führer JeepJorp "You stop being human if I'm wrong!"

Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."

Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡

Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.

"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Ai-Powered Human

Someone who needs AI to do basically anything in their life.

Person1: Hey dude have you seen that guy?
Person2: Who? Him?
Person1: Yeah that guy uses Ai for everything, It's like if he's an Ai-Powered Human... like he even asks Ai to generate art just so he can trace it 'cause he can't draw, or hell he asks Ai to edit docs while it just makes it a mess.

by LCS95 January 29, 2026

Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.

"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."

by Superslicer January 29, 2026