French Roulette

When a casual game of Russian Roulette is ruined by a person quiting, getting the next person killed.

"Wow. You really let Frank get killed because you thought we were playing French Roulette"

"But I didn't want to die!"

"Neither did the rest of Europe, but hey, whatever keeps you from surrendering again."

by CouchFucker69 November 3, 2019

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 November 25, 2015

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

by fahdawy June 5, 2022

French Bukowski

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

French Dip

Rub your hand on your sack, gather plenty of sweat and slap your buddy in the face

Instead of giving Jimbo a Roman Soldier, try a French Dip. No need to drop your pants to be effective but it has the same effect.

by Skilzmagoo October 2, 2015

French Fry

A white man's dick that is hairless, thin, and never gets hard.

Amy: "Ugh. John's trying to make me eat his french fry again!"
Jane: "Just block that man-whore and move on."

by theredcup September 13, 2019