7 Februari

Give your boyfriend a kiss he will never forget

Boyfriend- Hey!
Girlfriend- ‘Kisses him’
Boyfriend- Wow! Where was that for?
Girlfriend- It is 7 Februari! Kiss your boyfriend day!

by Jehrokakebeen November 5, 2021

4th febuary

Most people are born on the 4th febuary you are either super funny or either u are so dumb and ugly that it is funny witch one are you.

So if u are born of 4th febuary i are either the class clown or a ugly dumb freck

by DuMb AsSsSs November 6, 2020

Febuary 29

Oppa can you be my namja chingoo? Oppa Janka man! I still sarang you nomu nomu chincha! Ur dalla dalla I chowa you uwu

"hi"
"onion hasseyo OPPAR"
"onion?"
"Can you be my appa?"
"Anya!"
"Appaaaa Janka man! It's febuary 29"
"Ahhh araso"

by Papidaddybigtiddie October 22, 2019

february29

a day where you can fuck any man you want

chris: what day is it?
veronica: february29
chris: oh no!

by tittytat23 May 29, 2021

Febuary

February most depressing month of the year. It’s 28 days long but it still feels like it’s longer. Not to mention the fact it has Valentine’s Day. The day to remind you you are lonely.

Guy 1: Aw man, it’s February.
Guy 2: What’s the problem? It’s shorter and we have Valentines day!
Guy 1: Febuary is the most depressing month of the year, it fells longer. And I'm lonely. Thanks February no need to remind me that!!

by A Jew October 19, 2017

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

Febuary 29th

This day is natianol Smack your mom or dad day. GO SMAK THEM

That Febuary 29th is cool bc u can smack your parents/guardian

by Bisexual_Don'tJudge December 1, 2020