Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Fake honesty

"Fake honesty" is a way of answering a question honestly and politely but not necessarily answering the question.

Person A: Does this dress make me look fat?

Person B: It makes you look sparkly.

Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.

by Skater G October 17, 2023

Fake High

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.

"Dude you look fake high as balls!"

by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018

Fake

Someone who generally is fake is someone who would just be your friend to get things from you. If someone is fake, they will ask you for a favor, and as soon as the favor is done with, they aren't your friend until you do them another favor.

Steven: "That guy Nick is so fake! He just acts like he likes me so I can give him answers in math!"

by TheRealOneIsMe March 27, 2019

Fake Cheng

Your so called "best friend" will try to get with your ex or your current girlfriend and attempt to get nudes. Also will sometimes accuse others of being fake even the ones that are close to him.

Don't hit up my ex for nudes. Don't pull a Fake Cheng.

by Fake Cheng July 5, 2018

Fake Plastic

when someone has a lot of makeup on or had a lot of plastic surgeries.

"Man, she's fake plastic. Even the thiccc booty is fake.

by whoKNEWws March 27, 2018

Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.

#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!

by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021