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Fake Fuck Fest 

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

Fake fishing 

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies
I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.
Fake fishing by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing 

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.
Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing
Fake Fishing by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you
You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

Fake gilbar 

Gilbar; A nickname given to resident(s) of the English north eastern housing estate Ingleby Barwick.

A fake gilbar also gilbar-fake ; a person(s) who falsely associates with gilbar culture , often for reasons of personal gain. /A person(s) who poses as a true gilbar when they are only a gilbar on a superficial level/ Derogatory term given to a gilbar who insults gilbar culture .
"I hate Ingleby barwick"

"But you're a gilbar aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"You're a fake gilbar!"
Fake gilbar by LVGURL July 4, 2018
Similar to the word Jendeh (Arabic word), presumably also used in the middle east region, and in Farsi speaking countries, equivalent to prostitute in English language.
see Jendeh
The woman at the Bomb engineering firm shouted that she was a prostitute in the public area, with enough number of witnesses.

The custom office yelled Faheshe as approaching the car for inspection.
Faheshe by polite_language July 5, 2018