spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
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Back slap and crack

A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".
The Back Slap and Crack is a banned method of messaging.
by ISDBdefinitions June 11, 2020
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Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.
Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!
by Farting Tim March 20, 2022
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Soggy Crack Biscuit

You gather some friends and play a casual game of Soggy Biscuit and then Everyone shits on the biscuit and then everyone plays a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors and whoever loses eats it. Almost as Simple as Jenga!!
Man would i kill to play a game of Soggy Crack Biscuit with Jessica's cute ass.
by Uncle Tubby December 19, 2020
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Crack o' Dawn

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
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Cracked Cow Pat

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat
by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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