Manhattan College 

The school where those who are rejected from other far better NYC schools attend. (NYU, Fordham, Columbia, Baruch, etc)

"I go to Manhattan College" - Manhattan College Student

"I am sorry about that" - everyone else

Manhattan College by heh19191929 December 8, 2017

St Columba's College 

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.

Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh

St Columba's College by St Columba's hoe October 20, 2019

St. Johns College 

A school were losers go if you didn't get accepted into gonzaga ,prep or AHC and Visitation. The kids their suck at sports they are all wannabes and half of them are retards who go to Binel which is special classes for idiots. gonzaga+GC+Prep kick their asses at lacrosse,football,and baseball because they suck and think they get bitches.

Joe: Hey who you playing today?
Ron: St. Johns College.
Joe: Ha don't fall asleep ok brah!

St. Johns College by MerkyMerkina October 7, 2011

Union College

The 30th choice school for the bottom of the high school class. If you repeated two years in private school and still ranked in the bottom of your senior class, this is the place for you. An acceptance rate of over 60% (100% if you are full pay), and a yield of less than 10%, EVERYBODY GETS IN because nobody wants to come here. Absolute backwater. Everybody drinks heavily because they can't believe they wasted high school on drugs, alcohol, and Facebook so they ended up here as the last gasp blowhole that would accept them. About as epic a fail as it gets after high school. Nearly useless degree - Hoping for supermarket meat departments as reach jobs upon graduation. Oh, yeah, lovely location to go to school...NOT!!!

Union College senior No. 1: I'm going to work at Walmart as a sales associate when I graduate, baby! Yeah, buukuu bucks!!
Union College senior No. 2: Way to Union College that job, bro! I could only get a job at Walgreens.
Union College senior No. 3: I got you both beat...I Union Colleged a job at Dunkin' Donuts makin' lattes!!

Union College by face2016 July 5, 2016

Carmel College 

Carmel College is recognised as a world class school. It is located in Darlington, and is one of the best schools in the country, with astounding GCSE grades every year. It’s reputation is welcomed throughout the community and it is seen as one of the most go to catholic schools ever.

Person 1: “Did you hear about that school in the north ?”

Person 2: “Oh yes, Carmel College?”
Person 1: “Some of the best grades in the country!”

Carmel College by TheDragonDownTheRoad December 6, 2019

honors college 

A stupid pronunciation made up by bored college students.

Yeah honors college!

honors college by Bettie, John, & Tiara November 17, 2002

Normandale Community College 

The Community College in Bloomington, Minnesota that all high school fuck ups, and kids who cannot leave their high school friends and move on with their lives, attend. It is almost guaranteed that if you are one of the few who go there, your chances of success are slim to none.

Those kids go to Normandale community college, what losers.

Normandale Community College by Jezusonmynecklace May 8, 2011