Crass

The unsightly and unappealing impression of someone showing the CRack in their ASS

When she sat down her low riders showed the crack in her ass. It was a very CRASS thing to do.

by Gary Gene G. March 2, 2008

Crass

Pulling a crass is where you stay behind unknowingly at a major sporting event while your ride and supervisors leave thus having to return for you and you look like an ass or crass

Stupid crass, two years in a row pulled a crass at state wrestling, that stupid jackass

by Levi,meth,bhs wrestling staff February 27, 2009

classy alcoholic

A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.

D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.

The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.

D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!

The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.

by trainofwonder16 August 16, 2010

classy alcoholic

Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.

slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic

by fucks mcgoothey are loud, and August 16, 2010

Clast

A full body cast that is worn for a lifetime. Used in the event of a terrible accident or the lack thereof a skeletal structure.

Our uncle was in a clast after the motorcycle accident. Thanks to the clast, he lived a productive life.

by Sandy December 20, 2004

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021