c-matty 

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

c-matty by calikid327 March 6, 2011

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. 

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

C.I.C 

Texting shorthand for "Chipotle induced coma". When consuming a burrito from the popular Mexican-American Grill results in being incapacitated from doing daily activities. You literally can't do anything until the burrito is digested.

Son, can you mow the lawn?

Sorry pops, i'm in a C.I.C.

C.I.C by jonjon the bonbon October 11, 2011

C-Walk

To walk in a cripple like manner.

Those "inner city" people are so cracked out , they are doing the "c-walk" down the street.

C-Walk by TtotheJ September 4, 2011

C-Town Shuffle 

Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.

Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"

T-Con- "so you mean?"

Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"

C-Town Shuffle by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011

c rock 

An abbreviated form of the genre "classic rock" c rock includes all the greats of the late 60's and the 70's.

dude, turn off the rap. I need to listen to some c rock right now.

c rock by jhill1530 October 7, 2011

c grobe 

a cunt. period.

yea she was being a total c grobe today.

c grobe by stupidstoner420 October 8, 2011