euphoria boner

A boner a cis male crossdresser and or fetishist gets when wearing women's clothing, some will even claim to be trans women; although that is false

"John gets euphoria boners."

by 1 October 30, 2023

Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.

!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today

by arabianpimp27 August 29, 2009

joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 9, 2005

Nipple Boner

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.

Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.

by Oprah Adolf Hitler April 3, 2009

semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'

HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!

by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

Boner face

1) Ones who face is in resemblance of a boner
2) A common insult that is very well used in the modern world
3) A person who's face is ugly
4) A random person you see (Since some boners ARE certainly RANDOM)
5) synonym for asshole

hahahha, boner faceeeee.

by Bonerfacemaniaa December 22, 2010

Jungle Boner

An STD caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or grassy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the penis.

Dude, that black girl was hot an all, but she gave me jungle boner.

by Bismo Funyuns October 2, 2013