car sex 2

instead of a commentary about a man who has sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with million dollar supercar.

I never knew Pyrocynical could make car sex 2..... oh wait.....

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

Sea Shanty 2

A song from original Runescape. The best song in the entire universe.

You listen to Sea Shanty 2? You must be a god.

by 2zsl November 9, 2020

1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.

Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021

2020 Part 2

What 2021 really is, because as bad as 2020 was, there's actually a very real possibility that 2021 could be worse.

This really sucks, this is 2020 Part 2.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 17, 2021

Team Fortress 2

The game that has a small community keeping it alive but Valve doesn't give a shit about it

Team Fortress 2 Community: please release heavy update
Valve: no fuck you

by mspaulinglookshotiwannafuckher September 15, 2021

Watch Dogs 2

Watch Dogs 2 is an open world action-adventure video game developed and published by Ubisoft. Marcus Holloway, an intelligent twenty-four year old hacker from Oakland, California, is punished for a crime he did not commit by the upgraded ctOS – ctOS 2.0 – which categorizes him as the suspect. Realizing the system covertly brings harm to the innocent citizens of San Francisco, he decides to work with the hacking group DedSec to take down the city's ctOS 2.0, and Blume, the company behind it. Co-op and hacking is fun and unique to the franchise. The parkour rivals many third-person open world games.

"Those assholes keep sniping me from on top the Golden Gate, I should have bought Gta 5 not Watch Dogs 2"

by Dr. T-meme February 23, 2017

Resident Evil 2

A game released by Capcom in 1998. The sequel to the first resident evil game and considered by many to be the high point of the series. You play as Leon Kennedy, a rookie police officer. He drives into Racoon city(where the game is set) for his first day on the job and finds the city infested with zombies, and all other officers dead.

Resident evil 2 is the best resident evil game.

by masterofunlocking April 11, 2011