Apple

A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.

A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022

Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024

Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 8, 2021

Philly Apple

The batteries that the Philadelphia sports fans throw at players they don't like.

Damn! You think enough Philly Apples will convince J.D. Drew to sign?

by time-1 October 12, 2021

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

apple

apple is a red fruit that you can eat*
*for fucking off the doctors XD

"hey apple, hey... hey apple!" (telling you to fuck off

by I am nameless :))))) March 4, 2022

Apple

When you’re brown on the outside but act white on The inside, you act like something other then your not.

“Wow, she’s such an apple;always trying to be something she’s not”

by Mnj85 June 25, 2021