nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

Nerd

According to Kurt Vonnegut: Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

Look at that idiot, I bet he’s a real nerd

by Woodnone August 4, 2019

nerd-rager

An extremely powerful erection for things that would interest a nerd.

I have a total nerd-rager for alternate universes.

by elvind September 10, 2011

nerd

Larry

you remind me of the nerd at my work.

by Lil_NIcky September 20, 2023

nerd

anyone who is named nathaniel

nate is a nerd

by danaknight427 June 7, 2019

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

Nerd neck

Just a freaking nerd neck, what you think?

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!

by L.skee July 8, 2019