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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
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Nerd

You. You are a nerd
Oh and the editors are nerds if they don't accept this entry.
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
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Nerd Soup

Hey can I try that nerd soup?
by :j June 21, 2022
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Minecraft nerd

A kid who has devoted his life to minecrafy
by hfh2005 March 2, 2021
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Nerd Loggin

When a group of RuneScape players get together and fist each other for multiple hours, usually ending in a nerd orgasm that could fill the mariana trench with cum.
Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and Nerd Log with the boys tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah bro I have a girlfriend now, I dont take part in Nerd Loggin no more"
by The Real Gimp Force May 26, 2024
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Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.
Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"
by MJ_420 September 12, 2021
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PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s])

The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
by Harrybuuulllls February 2, 2018
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