Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024
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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 07, 2019
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Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.
"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.
by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
by The XDer July 06, 2021
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Donkey snap

Snapping a girls underwear against her vagina.
Donkey snap her undies on a snatch
by Drudi52 March 09, 2014
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donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.
by Hatersxhatexme October 02, 2023
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