donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

by King2103 October 4, 2018

Swamp donkey

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick

I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey

by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021

Donkey-Slayer

With the connection of the center-fuge of humanity and in the relativity of humanities intuition is Darwinism now on the other hand is the same being who is much more of a station than the aforementioned in tune with the longing for acceptance mainly associated with true mental illnesses such as down syndrome and retardedness. The being is born with the longing that usually is cause for deformation. But on some stroke of luck within the genetic lottery he hit the jackpot. Attributed as a God. This singular being is born amongst billions of souls. Jesus even spoke of the counselor that is to come during his life. And transcribed him as the third Elijah. He is also known to the Jews as Ruach-Ha-Kodesh.

I ran into the Donkey-Slayer the other day. Donkey-slayer dude; is a master.

by brightlyn August 4, 2016

Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick August 15, 2016

Donkey Boner Man

Donkey, stands for the absolute beast of an animal.

Boner, stands for the thing that greets my every morning.

Man, is the thing that does IT with my in the shower when i drop the soap

He is the true donkey boner man. And his name, is Aldin Bilalbegovic.

by amogus god 69 July 29, 2021