when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 13, 2011
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Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
by NSvero August 21, 2022
Get the can you get me a run mug.basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard
Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018
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Get the wall in a can mug.Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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