Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

A fucking retard

"See, he's saying words... And you're just saying the opposite! So I can just do that too!"

Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

butter shit ass fuck

The guy who made defined the word mackaplier

You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe

Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did

by HentaiEnjoyer505 July 4, 2024

beat n' fuck

A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary

See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck

by Grimeburg April 18, 2018

I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

When you FUCKING HATE nazis because fuck nazis, that's why

1: I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

2: same tbh

by I HATE NAZIS. ALL ARE EQUAL July 11, 2024

Fuck it pappys

A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.

I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"

I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"

by Lcs finest August 18, 2014

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024