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Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.
Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022
mugGet the Fuck a Lobstermug.

fuck/you

Pronouns used by incredibly lonely individuals, to the point where they use inanimate objects to replace human connections.
"hey do you know kyle"
"oh the kid with fuck/you pronouns?"
"yeah well i just saw fuck giving a bj to you banana during lunch"
by casey.gardner March 16, 2022
mugGet the fuck/youmug.

Fuck nut

A dumb fuck that does dumb shit for no reason
Omg stop being such a fuck nut Johnny
by Meanymani March 11, 2020
mugGet the Fuck nutmug.

Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence
Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!
by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017
mugGet the Curly-Headed Fuckmug.

Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to express a situation in which you have semi fucked up
"I'm hurt cause of you"

"Fuck man"
"But shit is also kinda cool ngl"
"Semi-Fuck bro"
by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019
mugGet the Semi-Fuckmug.

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
mugGet the Pick up the fucking phone now!mug.

Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying
EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.
by love.synny August 18, 2022
mugGet the Fuck your feelingsmug.

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