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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
mugGet the fuck your shampoomug.

shut the fuck up

A phrase I use whenever the fuck jack starts talking
Jack:dude I found the meaning of li-
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP
by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023
mugGet the shut the fuck upmug.
AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
mugGet the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)mug.

Fat Fuck

A Fat Fuck is a sorry loser who is fat, they are just someone waiting to eat and do nothing else but eat. A person who is usually a Fat Fuck is named Tyler, this person would continually get dunked on.. this person is also commonly referred to as a (Butterty) there name is Butterty because the don’t forget the butter, they will eat anything with butter
Yo Butterty your a fat fuck
by Butterty July 1, 2020
mugGet the Fat Fuckmug.

beat n' fuck

A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck
by Grimeburg April 18, 2018
mugGet the beat n' fuckmug.

Fuck Hole

A fuck hole is a hole in the wall in a men's washroom stall, a glory hole is smaller, a fuck hole is a hole big enough to completely fuck the other person and make the stalle shake.
Holy cow, Andrew and Stuart are really getting it on in the men's fuck hole this evening this is sad.
by Santasquad100 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Holemug.

I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

When you FUCKING HATE nazis because fuck nazis, that's why
1: I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

2: same tbh
mugGet the I FUCKING HATE NAZISmug.

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