Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.

Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!

by messedup77892 June 8, 2022

Turtle recoil

When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil

How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that

by Smallboyz June 17, 2022

tattler

A device installed in a company vehicle to record and report (tattle) the vehicle's activities to the boss/owner. It tracks data such as when the vehicle starts and stops, its location history, and recordings inside and outside the cab. Modern tattlers may include audio/video recording and GPS tracking.

It's intended to prevent drivers from taking unauthorized breaks, unscheduled stops, and to record evidence in the event of a theft or accident.

"Hey Jo Jack, can you give my boy a lift home?"

"Sorry, Hank. Damn Vickers' put tattlers in the trucks now."

by skalover96 June 25, 2022

Tittle

Jash, your joke was lame.

Jash Wolker, lol. That name tho

Tittle

by TheTiddler July 7, 2022

Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022