Vancouver Pine Tree

Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.

During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.

Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!

by SomeHuman21 April 19, 2018

Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire

So the other day that girl gave me a Flaming Christmas Tree

by Jaffir November 25, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

Tree

A tree. Helps us live it is our friend and we eat it much delicious

Wow that tasted like a tree

by Fuckypu April 25, 2022

Biggerest tree

air thing with wood and leaf but big

Guy from France: that's tree
Guy from not France:biggerest tree

by toast toasty July 24, 2021